Letter to Krampus Kit

This letter is for all those things you definitely don't want to tell Santa about...because whilst Santa gets the wish list, Krampus gets your dirty, filthy little secrets...

Whilst Santa is preparing gifts for the good little boys and girls, Krampus comes for the naughty. Maybe this year he can take a couple of other things too...like that grudge you've been holding since March, the bad thing you said to a loved one, the email you never sent even though you insisted that you did, and those little porky pies you've been telling everyone.

This kit gives you somewhere to put it all. Write down your secrets, seal it up and send it off. You can burn it, bury it, tuck it in a drawer, but we definitely don't recommend putting it in a postbox...this stuff is too dark and dangerous for regular folk. 

It's a small ritual with a bit of folklore and a LOT of mischief, and it lets you leave a few things behind before the year ends, so it's a little bit cathartic too.

Inside your kit:

• The start of your letter to Krampus, pre-written because you have other things on your mind
• Writing paper for your confession, complaint or goodbyes
• An envelope with Krampus' mark burnt into it

Perfect for:

• Anyone who has had a rough year and wants a dramatic way to close it (we love a bit of drama, quite honestly!)
• A funny, slightly gothic gift for the friend who doesn't do "nice" Christmas cards
• A letter that you'll write but never send, which is often the most honest kind

Please Note: Krampus is not a postal service. Your letter won't go anywhere unless you send it. Krampus won't even reply, because he's far too busy doing important stuff. BUT, nothing gets better by keeping it buried inside, so write it down.